The man pointed out to Johnny, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you!"

Johnny then replied, "My Grandad lived to be one hundred and five."

"Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?" asked the man.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own business!"

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